Monday, October 12, 2009

How Do I Loathe Thee? Let Me Count the Ways.

It goes with fail that at least every 3 months, I have an issue with my Comcast service. It's like clockwork. I could set my watch to it. I believe I had a service issue early this summer so I was due for something going awry. In light of this, I decided to come up with a list of things that are more reliable than Comcast's service. Drums please.

* Oliver North's testimony about the Iran-Contra affair.

* Roman Polanski at a Sweet 16 party.

* Lifestyles condoms.

* Rush Limbagh trying to identify who robbed him at a police station. (BNBG)

* Michael Vick's homeboys.

* Social Security 20 years down the road.

* Shawn Kemp's pullout method.

* Jay-Z's retirement.

* Shaq blindfolded shooting free throws.

* George Bush accepting an invite to freestyle at a Black Awareness Rally.

* FEMA after a light a drizzle.

* A degree from Everest University.

And the number one thing more reliable than Comcast's service.............

* The Fresh Prince's come he didn't want him, man?

1 comment:

Mocitypretty said...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was one of THE best episodes of Fresh Prince ever. You are sick sick sick. And I hate Comtrash...I miss Uverse like the desert misses the rain...